what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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