It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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