i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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