3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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