Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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