Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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