I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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