Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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