ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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