i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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