I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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