I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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