Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
