She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Actions speak louder than pants.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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