Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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