the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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