p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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