I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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