she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so that wasnt chicken after all
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize