i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I need to sanitize my soul.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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