i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I FOUND THE LEGS
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
