the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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