No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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