Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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