god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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