Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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