She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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