you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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