she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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