Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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