i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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