I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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