That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i will never coherently bang her
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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