hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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