So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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