My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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