South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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