i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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