It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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