Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
wow bdsm is so cute
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