The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
