Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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