And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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