I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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