you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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