we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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