I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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