We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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