i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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