No, you can still breathe under the balls.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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