i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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