I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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