its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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