'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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