He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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