And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize