STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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